At married couples group we were trying to recall funny stories about our spouses. One of the wives said she likes to keep a list of funny moments in their marriage to look back on.
As pretty much everyone knows, Kenny says and does ridiculous things all the time (meaning it’s going to be a LONNNG list lol). This is my first attempt at documenting.
Context: K was frying spring rolls and splashed some oil on his eyelid. As he showed me the burn, I attempted to console him.
M: You can use my $30 eye cream.
K: $30 eye cream!? Will that work on my million dollar face!???
Oh the bliss of married life…